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Why is bacon so delicious

The Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Trust me, you can dance. -Wine

Who is worse; the liar, the cheater, or the thief?

It's amazing how many of your problems go away if you can afford to throw money at them.

No matter how long you have slept ...You always want those extra 15 MINUTES of sleep after your alarm rings. lol... good morning all!

Sex is important to relationships in general. Yet its importance can be simultaneously over- and underestimated.

Thoughts... purpleclover.com/relationships/…

Dance...Don't hold the wall...

The difference between good sex and AMAZING sex is emotional investment.

How does a minority of one branch of government manufacture a crisis and demand that you negotiate with them so they'll abandon the crisis?

Religious rules, like all other laws, evolve too slow to consider changing technology.

Anti-Halloween people make me itch

Ann Coulter is such a c*nt. And I don't just throw that term around.

NC: Vote or STFU!

Everyone is capable of taking his or her life in new direction

THE LINE OF THE NIGHT: I'm screwing your daughter. Every chance I get. I could tell you things. About the way she tastes." Damn, Fitz!

Damn!

No Romo vs the Eagles?!?! I'd be surprised. Say what you want but Romo is a tough dude..

I hope "Brody" being dead doesn't mean I no longer get to see Morena Baccarin on Sunday nights :-(