I spent the past 2 mo. hanging out with my GBF daily. He will be in TX for 2 wks. We still text 4X+. And I worried I would get withdrawal.

@Raquel_Telfer what happened?

@Raquel_Telfer sounds like it. :(

Marsha Pierce, Sharalyn Steenson and Colby B, you all have had ridiculous transportation issues. Solution: Vespas.

New eyebrows day!

@clsscll_trnd Sweet Jesus! LOL

I cannot believe I ran out of ramen noodles. I am worse off than an undergrad student.

Mom: You only go home to get food. Me: That is not true, I get a fair share of criticism and more expectations from you and your friends.

I will probably spend the majority of the next four years indoors. My melanocytes will be on vacation for a very long time.

Minimal sleep, long days, coffee excreted through my pores, gibberish spilling out of my mouth--school is in session.

Up and left before sunrise. Can one actually dream of sleep while one is awake? Seems like an oxymoron.

@zacholmes91 Hahaha! Just do not scare him in midstream. Or if you do, watch out for your shoes.

I love the food, but damn the holidays are so depressing.

Pants optional party happenin' in Apt 201. First day of being unemployed. Glorious!

If I overhear your conversation and think "procreate" is the biggest word in your vocab, please scan my order and go back to school.

130am is a strange time to have your ex contact you after half a year. #suspicioustexts

Hillbilly Handfishing: perfect for when you cannot afford fishing gear and are comfortable with sticking a fist into a catfish's mouth.

At target, Mom to child: Hey you are going to have to listen. First give me a hug. #whathappenedtobeatingkidsinpublic

Wow, Colby B call me by my new name: Broken crack robba. Lol.

I think I avoided a more awkward situation when I averted my eyes as a woman picked her wedgy and realized I was behind her #randomskill