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Tonight’s stop on the Jude Law Eras Tour: The Young Pope

It’s totally okay to smile and wave at my baby when we walk past you in the park. It is absolutely not okay to grab his foot just because he won’t smile back. Get the fuck away from me and my kid, ya creep. It’s not okay to just grab people. He’s 15mo old, but he’s still a person

Why is it so grey

Convincing you to download my books with more out of context quotes Click the link in my bio to download FOR FREE at the Smashwords store

Jude Law is so cute Even as The Pope

French People BOOM next question

Falling as a full grown adult is such a tragic experience. Why does it feel like I’ve broken my entire body 😭

Hmmm

Ali Hazelwood sure loves the word Folds

Sam, Dean, and Castiel 😌

If you have a food sensitivity or allergy and you do not notify anyone prior to the occasion, it is not my responsibility to go around asking who can eat what. You gon get what you get

This list is irrelevant because Jude Law isn’t even on it

Do you support indie creators who struggle with human existence? Watch out show! It's free, usually funny, and it helps us feel better about the big everything.

Going to attempt to keep my current writing project within the confines of 80k-100k words. Wish me luck.

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“I got it on Amazon” is not the flex you think it is

I don’t have rhythm I have blonde hair and blue eyes