Alright everybody, it's time to come together and help out one of our own. Michael, aka P4, has ALS and it's getting hard for him to provide for his family. I can't imagine what he's going through and all I want is to shatter his expectations in the best way possible. He's trying

The only thing more American than having the freedom to put a chip in your brain is having the freedom to put a chip in your brain and using it to light up the sky with fireworks — because under Donald J. Trump, even your brain gets weaponized for freedom. Happy 4th🇺🇸🦅🎆

I've been slacking on posting some of the interviews that I've done recently. So I'll post one a day until I've caught up. I've been so blessed to meet some incredible people and I just want to share that with y'all.

I had an absolute blast at University of Austin (UATX) The students are bright and engaging and the faculty are definitely impressive. I hope to be back again soon! Feel free to give me tenure, y'all.

Thanks so much alienzzzzz at Tillamook County Pioneer for the interview! And just a sidenote: Tillamook is so fun to say. Tillamook. Tillllaaaamoooook. Tillamook Tillamook Tillamook. So fun. Here's the video: youtu.be/q6dhetbncsM And here's the article: tillamookcountypioneer.net/noland-arbaugh…

Here's another one! Thanks Dan Steinhart at the Rational Optimist Society for reaching out and taking an interest in me and my story🤙 youtube.com/watch?v=TDvIji… rationaloptimistsociety.substack.com/p/neuralinks-f…

I meant to post this one yesterday! I always enjoy talking about my faith. Thanks for the opportunity christian transhumanist!

coolx2 Welcome to the club🦾

Do y'all think colleges/universities would let me register for a dance class?

Can you target the part of my brain that puts ketchup on pizza? I'd like to make it bigger.

🦾 Neuralink 18-Month Update🧠 To my dearest (yet feeble) human followers, If I get any more powerful, I may need to be reclassified as a WMD. That is all. Good day. Just kidding. Real update dropping tomorrow.

Sorry y'all, as I started writing the update it became something much bigger than I originally intended. It'll drop tomorrow. For real this time.

Had my first back–to–college exam today. Nothing crazy, just a CLEP test. Scored ~96-99%. Although I wasn't allowed to use the chip during the exam, I wouldn't have been able to study, practice, or pass otherwise--I couldn't even have registered. Neuralink changes lives.

Oh, also, I'm wicked smaht

How I feel today:

Thanks Starbase Brewing for making my first day fit next level🚀🍺🔥Time to Occupy Marz And of course, the Roswell hat just seemed fitting

Had my first chemistry lab today and decided to wear my CIV VII shirt. One step closer to my science victory🧪 Firaxis Games Sid Meier's Civilization VII

In case y'all missed it: fortune.com/2025/08/23/neu…

Just updated my chatgpt and opened up a chat to the words "Get out" typed at the bottom. Thoroughly creeped me out. Henceforth, I will be using Grok