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Tommy Marshall

@mommytarshall

i edit videos and tell jokes and stuff

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Tony DeAngelo got placed on waivers by the New York Rangers and blamed the decision on Fake News, George Soros, Antifa and the Clinton Foundation. I really wish I was making this up.

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They have had ample time to learn the rules. AMPLE! This summer I’m not ignoring it anymore. If I catch someone biking on the sidewalk they are getting Scott Stevens’d. #facts

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If you're a full grown adult and an Anti-Vaxxer you must be right. How many people do you know with: Polio, Rotavirus, Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Chickenpox, Hep A, Hep B, Tetanus... zero people? Must've been all that sunshine and organic food that saved ya.

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The Academy needs to make Chris Rock next year's host, have him enter the stage surrounded by bodyguards and immediately start yelling JADA JADA JADA! #Jada #Jadaandwill #Oscars #ChrisRock

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Netflix adding commercials is like adding another hole in a sinking ship. They lived just long enough to turn into blockbuster #Netflix

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Hockey Talk Thursdays: Lots of trade rumours about Kane coming to the Leafs The last thing the Leafs need is another finesse player who doesn't hit. Get a tougher bottom six player or a shutdown defenseman Kane's only ever tough in the back of a cab. Thoughts? #Leafs #leafsnation

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I'm pro Palestine but this is Not a smart way to get people to support your cause. #PalestineIsraelwar #Palestine #FreeGazaFromHamas

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Trump: The late great Hannibal Lecter. They say why would he mention Hannibal Lecter, he must be cognitively in trouble. No. These are real stories. Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the lamb

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PLEASE RETWEET SO HE SEES THIS!!! Good sir, Mr. Assassin, can you please add to your list 1. The Sackler Family 2. Vladimir Putin 3. Mitch McConnell Best of luck to you on your future endeavours #hero #nyc #UnitedHealthcare #Assassination

PLEASE RETWEET SO HE SEES THIS!!! 
Good sir, Mr. Assassin, can you please add to your list
1. The Sackler Family
2. Vladimir Putin
3. Mitch McConnell 

Best of luck to you on your future endeavours
#hero #nyc #UnitedHealthcare #Assassination
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I think Connor Hellebuyck has a secret twin like The Prestige who plays the important games... that or his playoff pregame routine is a few Four Lokos. #yips . . #NHLJets #hockey #nhl #STLvsWPG #stlblues