Any Brit wearing one of these caps is a knob, plain and simple.

When a woman says she is closing down a twitter space because she wants to take a shower, asking "can you take us with you?" is probably... a bit... tbf the woman in question is actually much closer in age than she presents herself but I only found that out months later.

Joel Cardwell Greedwashing StuffyCat 🐼 🗿 🐑 77th brigade I'm telling you this lecherous windbag has done Jedi Mind Tricks on the entirety of Medicine/Science twitter. I've dropped some absolute clangers in my time but I don't make a habit of moving into women's DMs then getting their mobile numbers. You know what that looks like?

There is only one woman who has got my mobile number on twitter. She was a journalist who contacted me about ivermectin and so I set up a Signal account without realising it ties it your mobile number not email.

Greedwashing StuffyCat 🐼 🗿 🐑 77th brigade Horse 🗿🦒 Joel Cardwell Liz we aren’t wrong about Dave he’s creepy. He got creepy with me. I told Dr John what the last straw was and he stated “Dave is creepy with anything with tits”. Run the screen shot Liz it’s legit. No one is making shit up about creepy Dave. He’s a pervert and a racist on spaces

Again, warning for needless snark: If, as a part of a neuropsychological evaluation, you were asked to make two hotdogs there would be a lot of scribbling in the notes, get me?

Anyone else want to be sanctimonious to me tonight? This is your chance.

If I see ONE more woman whose lips look like two slugs doing 69... Well that's the tweet.

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Big up Didsbury

This is like Christmas and the World Cup all rolled into one for me. WE GOT HIM. WE FUCKING GOT HIM.

I took a run at the CPSA TWICE basically pleading with them to do something about Makis. Their response in a nutshell "he's no longer a member so there's nothing we can do." Looks like someone(s) managed to convince them. cpsa.ca/news/statement…

William Makis gets cooked by Grok

The court filing by CPSA against Makis

RFK Jr has had so much "male gender affirming care" I think he's actually starting to look like Katie Hopkins.

faith no more, proper little pop combo innit

The music video used to be an art form youtu.be/i9_hCjcFNO0

The music video that could not be made in 2025. Apparently in 1992 it was OK for MTV but in 2025 it's far too spicy. Not my fuckin' problem. youtu.be/vPzDTfIb0DU

1992. You can't get away with that anymore, I'm telling you. youtu.be/w9rVxa78wi8