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Bought a bunch of shit because I think it will make me feel better…will it? No

This cold wet and windy weather is perfect for me, a hermit and a loser

Maybe I’ll start a go fund me for my 40th so I can get my Invisalign seems like a worthy cause

Ok starting suvorexant tonight, taking bets on which fucked up side effect I’ll get: sleep paralysis, waking up in the middle of the night feeling like I’m going to vomit (reddit special), hallucinations, vivid nightmares, sleepwalking

Ok but what about my husband

I forgot that it can cause depression…can tell if this is just regular or worse but time will tell I guess 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Brain reset

Realising that quoting Billy Madison while learning about chlorophyll would be pointless with my class

It was delicious slop!

We had a giraffe puppet in a caravan but go off

Now is not the fucking time Seth

Drown?

Today I overwatered a peace lily because I thought the pot had a larger reservoir and water spilled all over a bunch of electronics and power points while a guy at a desk opposite watched in horror. They did tell me you can never overwater a peace lily, I proved them wrong 🫡

For some reason I thought the Menswear guy’s account was Mr Menswear and I keep thinking “Is there a Mrs Menswear?” But there isn’t. There’s not even a Mr Menswear for fucks sake.

I have to make another cake tonight and I’m too tired to make another cake

To clarify this is for my tafe friend not my new boyfriends son Virgil A-bloke

Feeling like the worst friend ever

This is who runs this account (The baby)