Nigeria!!!!!!! African Cup of nations champions!!!

Nigeria's second richest man gives the Nigerian soccer team a $1M gift for winning the 2013 African Cup of Nations bit.ly/14NZ57a

My train is cancelled!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhgdghdsfg

@LaurenFriel24 standard Wednesday ritual!

Physically feel sick!!! Me and alcohol need to re-evaluate our relationship!

Just saw a dog in a push chair outside my office window! What kind of dog doesn't walk?

My Girlfriend is allowed a maximum of 3 male friends, The father, the son, & the holy spirit. I don't play that "Bestfriend" shit

This girl just tweeted "what's Obama's last name?" I almost broke my whole thumb trying to unfollow her. 😂

Thursdays are the new fridays #karaoke #work #wankeredonatrain

Well done Barca *Applause icon*

When you turn to the back page of a newspaper and you see cricket #ThatAnnoyingMoment

There's nothing worse then going to a black barber shop and the guy in front doesn't know what he really wants! #TimeWaster

Guy in the barber shop just said "Be careful my neck is sensitive" #ManUpBitch

Phil Mitchell #MadGame

Suarez just ate that chance up nicely!! Sturridge the #GameChanger ....