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MrBillwulf

@mrbillwulf

Works at the Justice League Watchtower on monitor duty. Occasionally has to take B'wana Beast's loin cloth to the dry cleaner.

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I'm really tired of politics, specifically, political discourse, which is rife with hyperbole and focuses on the outrage du jour.

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You know how on shampoo bottles it says to lather, rinse, and repeat? I don't repeat. Take that Big Shampoo. You're not fooling me.

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Lets face it, the most difficult thing about falling in love with a manbeast or womanbeast would be the fleas and ticks. #BeautyAndTheBeast

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Fly the friendly* skies with United. * "Friendly" is not intended to mean that we won't rough up a passenger every now and then. #United

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"He's the passenger this plane deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll re-accomodate him." #UnitedMovieLines

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Next week's PR disaster: Ronald McDonald calls the Holocaust a re-accommodation and maces customers who ask for extra ketchup.