George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace) 's Twitter Profile
George Wallace

@mrgeorgewallace

The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.

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Consideration Journal has named "Clean Slate" one of their Top 5 Things to Consider. Even better, while considering the show in general you can also specifically consider Laverne Cox and George Wallace. Try considering it today!

Consideration Journal has named "Clean Slate" one of their Top 5 Things to Consider. Even better, while considering the show in general you can also specifically consider <a href="/Lavernecox/">Laverne Cox</a> and <a href="/MrGeorgeWallace/">George Wallace</a>. Try considering it today!
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The Walking Circus Peanut stopping Amazon from listing the tariff, like folks can't subtract how much shit used to cost from what it suddenly costs now and whatnot.

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You only hear about National Security Advisors. Shout out to all the Regional Security Advisors out there, securing various regions and whatnot.

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"Shit, we need to distract people from our historic looting of the republic and destruction of our world standing!" "Quick, publicly kick trans folks in the ribs!"

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A fun prank would be if Republicans started caring about the separation of powers and corruption and democracy. Then they could say "Just kidding" and continue burning the place down and whatnot.

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Wanna honor Star Wars but I'm still mad they never cast me as Lando's wacky uncle. And I keep coming over to borrow something but I always forget what I came to borrow and whatnot. And instead of using the force I have a grabber and I just move stuff with that. They blew it.