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Once available on VHS.

Joined Insta. About to delete Insta. You’re all fucking insane.

Current mood.

Come if you can! eventbrite.com/e/an-evening-w…

That’s the second time DHL have ignored my doorbell, tapped lightly on the door instead like a timid mouse, then sprinted away down the drive with my parcel hoping I won’t catch them because I wouldn’t agree to a no signature delivery making myself liable for potential loss.

Art by Michael Whelan for the Elric of Melniboné series of books by Michael Moorcock

George Martin and Brian Wilson discussing songwriting and music production (2006)

Due to high demand, a new Southampton date is hereby announced for Garth Marenghi’s Bursted Earth tour. On sale Friday at 10am. Yes, ‘February’ is spelt Garth’s way. Grammar serves him.

Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.

ON SALE: Garth Marenghi (Matthew Holness) will take This Bursted Earth Book Tour to Southampton's MAST Mayflower Studios for a second night next year 📚 Snap up tickets 👉 livenation.uk/PjkE50WeAfH

Electro Guitarist pals, I am trying to polish my Telecaster with Fender’s official polishing kit and the micro fibre cloth seems to be adding scratches to the lacquer finish?!?! Am I doing something wrong? Is there a better treatment I should be using? Thanks in advance.

I’m performing a work in progress show at the Soho Theatre on 18th August. Mostly new stuff. Mix of music and ‘comedy’. No poetry. sohotheatre.com/events/matthew…

My first work in progress show has now sold out (huge thanks to you all) so I’ll now be doing another show the following week on Tues 26th August. Music plus ‘comedy’. Details here: sohotheatre.com/events/matthew…