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Shout out to the comics that married other comics and are now doing material about how much being married sucks

Where are the buskers?

DOBRY!

This was very apeeling

No body asked, but I don't think I could ever love someone who enjoyed pedal pubs. They're the greatest social ick, the epitome of corporate mandated fun

Monks don't want to be fed, they want to hunt

Stew good to be true

God does not play dice because he made a pair of dice so big he couldn't lift them

I see it's now me and about 12 of the most off the wall veteran cranks left now

What protein, grain, veg, and fruit would you bring to a new island? You can only bring 3 of each. Tomato is a fruit, so is cucumber, potato is a veg so are mushrooms. Meat, fish, nuts fall under the category of protein

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a nepo baby when I grew up

Tortoise was juicin

Under new TOS Grok knows your thoughts now

Just tonight I learned of a mormon couple who used to (perhaps still do?) perform Shakespearean sexual role play. They were overheard by a housemate

I did it, I've jumped ship. Adios amobeas bsky.app/profile/mrstac…

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That's a spicy pumpkin 🤌🌶️🎃