Steve Matchett
@mrstevematchett
I used to be young, then a mechanic, then an author, then a television broadcaster. Now I am old. And all I've come to know only confirms I know nothing at all.
ID: 30334602
10-04-2009 22:56:55
31,31K Tweet
40,40K Followers
225 Following
Wordle 1,472 3/6 β¬β¬π©π©β¬ β¬β¬β¬π¨π¨ π©π©π©π©π© I asked old thingy, the mechanic one, not to ask about lap two. Honestly, you take your eyes off the ball for a split nanosecond, and something stoopid happens. Itβs exactly like those folks who attempt Wordle without coffee.
Wordle 1,476 4/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π© β¬β¬β¬β¬π© β¬π©β¬β¬π© π©π©π©π©π© I canβt get the hang of these things. I shared this with old thingy, the mechanic one, and he suggested I give drag racing a go. Mind you, he warned, Iβd still need to get off the line without stalling, so maybe not.
Wordle 1,477 6/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ β¬π¨β¬π©β¬ π¨π©β¬π©π¨ π¨π©β¬π©π© β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π© I was so crammed and cramped inside that stoopid car of theirs, it felt like something had wrapped me in ropes and squeezed the air out of me. Certainly, I did not feel like a well oiled machine.
Must say, mβcolleague David Hobbs was all over this story. Admittedly, this particular pre-race storyline did take fifteen years to pay off, but thatβs an example of true faith for you, right there. Well played Hobbo!
Wordle 1,480 3/6 β¬π©π¨β¬π¨ β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π© It is with a sense of great trepidation that I attempt to explain to whatshisname, the engineer one, that I thought he said βlet the competition by,β and not βdonβt let the competition by.β I mean itβs only a loss of one place!
Wordle 1,482 4/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬π¨π¨ β¬π©π©π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π© Feared Iβd picked up a viral infection towards the end of todayβs race but, ultimately, I was fine; turns out I was but simply highly agitated. Old thingy, the mechanic one, knew my poor result wasnβt down to illness.
Wordle 1,483 3/6 β¬π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π© Iβm thinking of launching a signature line of casual attire. I suggested this to old thingy, the mechanic one, and he thought it an inspired idea; proposing I call it βthe-how-not-to collectionβ. I donβt get itβ¦ but I like it!