I have spoken about "Twiddlers" a lot today. SEO needs to do names of things better.

Pet Shop Boys on BBC are just such an absolutely class act.

"I am American woman housewife in swing state. I voting for most excellent Donald Trump after I am seeing debate!"

A lady called into LBC to say she was furious at Starmer for accepting donations… She then went on to say Boris Johnson was an angel in comparison These people shouldn’t be allowed scissors.

I’ve added some explanatory notes to the DNA test my wife had done for our rescue pup.

Apparently Jon Sopel has a new book out. Did you know about this, Lewis Goodall ?

Rivals on Disney+ has me hankering after a mint XJS in signal red.

New strap, who dis?

Perfect, right?

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

A plate of spag bol, a glass of of red wine, and a new series of Top Guns: Inside the RAF is a near perfect 9pm on a Tuesday moment.

Tracking my daughter’s return home from a half term skiiing trip and giving her “helpful” fun facts about her location. This one is for for you James Cameron

Hot Cross buns should not be fucked about with. There is no place for toffee, chocolate, coffee, salted caramel or even much additional fruit. I said what I said.

AI image creation is out of control. It asked if “I should include your recent broken wrist” in the image, based on me mentioning it in a conversational spoken brief back in January.

I’m in here somewhere. God bless the internet - I’ve just had a McDonalds breakfast delivered to me in the queue.

What’s the name for the era of parenthood where your teenaged children think they’re old enough to take mixed cocktails to a party, but not so old as to think they don’t need an Easter egg hunt?

It’s been a long afternoon, but Jess and I have really locked in our spec for the Slate Auto van. Can’t wait!

Tried to get tickets for Lorde for my daughter. Was reminded of how utterly broken ticketing is as an industry, and what piratical bastards Ticketmaster are.

I’ve always loathed anything to do with Eurovision. It’s just shite TV. Wife and kids away tonight, so I’m watching Casino with an excellent Rioja and I couldn’t be happier.

Sub-editing is a dying art