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My deer is up for adoption to a loving home! He occasionally barks, but don’t worry, it’s just his bilingual charm shining through.

Tly wife, FLEE one month! You no happy, leturn.

Wrapping up our 2-day conference with a fantastic vibe! 😎👌 Big props to the hardworking waiters who handled a crew of about 20 of us for two straight days like champs! 😂🤣💪

S = W × I² (Stress = Weight × Intensity²)

Hey! Vegetarians, look! My food is pooping on your food..

Releasing a saved squirrel. 🫶

Good morning and Happy Tuesday, you frostbitten legends! It’s colder than a penguin’s fridge out here. Have a great day! ☕️🤙

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Gravy MEAL Team 6. 😂

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Eish, bru, I got k*k news and lekker news! K*k news: His car got moered that night – catalytic converters klapped, whole exhaust system nou just a pipe dream. Lekker news: They nabbed his laaitie, ou boef, red-handed! Cops got him locked up tighter than a boerie in a bun.

Why do people always pick the worst time to chat? You’re clearly swamped, and they still roll up for a talk. 🙄 Finally getting a breather! Considering skipping the gym after washing and vacuuming the car – my back’s wrecked, and I’m still recovering from yesterday’s grind. 😅

Vegetarian Kids Gone Feral. 😂🤣

RIP Squeakster McFluffels, my fuzzy little chaos agent. A few days ago, my pet mouse kicked the bucket, and instead of a boring ol’ funeral, I taxidermy him as the world’s most pawsome mousepad for my WFH setup. How’s my DIY desk decor game? 🤔

Yo, palms sweaty, arms jelly from the get-go, Dumbbells starin’ me down, feelin’ like my death row. Knees crack so hard, like a beat from Dr. Dre, Old age laughin’ at me, sayin’, “Quit while you’re gray.” I’m sore, body’s heavy, T-shirt’s soaked to the core, Quads are burnin’ up,

I just want to take a moment to salute the road-side legends who always give my car likes as I zoom past! I appreciate y’all! 👊🙏

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It’s 9:10 PM, and I’m still searching for my missing sock. 😒 I’ll keep trying tomorrow. Goodnight, legends! ✌️