the person who added carrots to cake

baby, buy me a Modigliani

incase you’ve told yourself a bunch of fat lies brown rice is higher in calories

my face card is why I have no bums a girl can’t be so pretty without consequence

“hi so someone asked how to dance to fractions…”

every time I want to use the office printer for my own things, I imagine my housekeeper at home in my wig

The fact that I’ve actually found mine taking pictures in my wig made this 10 times funnier 😂😂😂

Happy Birthday!!!! 🍉Leels

Korean carpet grass for sale! K20 and K30(for the larger plastics). Call 0977367141 to make an order!

friendships are proof that healing doesn’t always look like progress charts. sometimes it’s just late-night chats and shared nshima.

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did we ever casually say ‘deep dive’ before ChatGPT?

this mumoso shop

I miss him and what my world was when he performed

some people come to work on their leave days and it reminds me of people who commit small crimes to go back to prison

I speak 5 Zambian languages and I can’t tell you how that happened

a triple threat 😭

it’s that time of the year, time to apply for things that reject me annually

luke shouldn’t see what a hot body has been doing lately

For the hierarchy of needs to be complete, Maslow should have added gossip and the irresistible Zambia-masculine urge to be called commanda