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Home fried chips taste so good but nothing beats street side fried chips prepared using transformer oil.

If you’re going through a lot, you should rest now so you can continue going through a lot tomorrow. Please rest, tomorrow is another day. Sleep well.

My periods seeing me not put on a pad on my last day: "You thought you could sneak out without me noticing? Think again, hun.

You’re slim I’m fat You have a bum I’m bumless You’re rich I’m broke Face card tolina Nange silina Why do you hate me madam?

Nearly had a heart attack yesterday! Took money to the agent, only to discover a fake note mixed in 😭 Had to withdraw my last 60k to fix it . Fake note on deadline day?! The pressure was unreal, still recovering from the stress!

Don’t miss the #FamilyHealthExpo, August 1–3 at UMA Showgrounds, Lugogo! Expect a symposium, youth talks, workouts, health expo, and networking. A weekend of wellness, learning & fun! #PreventionStartsWithMe

Someone posted a video swinging a chunk of bums that have holes🤦🏾‍♂️

Women are basically memoryless creatures who run entirely on how you’re making them feel in the moment. This is honestly ideal because it makes gaslighting them way easier

Your ass hair when you skip the water and soap after a wipe🤓

Don't be that person who leaves their ass uncleaned after a wiping session. It's not just about hygiene, but also about maintaining a good relationship with your undies🤓

What did you learn in your biology classes?

Yes momma!

Let's be real, Twitter is a breeding ground for fakery. Friendships shatter, lovers trash talk. The hype is deceiving. The day will come when someone you trust turns on you. Choose your "friends" wisely.

Years on Twitter have shown me a lot. The allure is strong, but the reality? Fake people, betrayals, and relationships gone sour. Keep your circle tight and your guard up. Trust is earned, not given.

Nalongo Laloyo ‘The Unknown Poet’ 🇺🇬 That’s true

A very good morning my lovely X family.

"Money can't buy happiness." True, but I can't afford to behappy without it.

Nalongo Laloyo ‘The Unknown Poet’ 🇺🇬 Skin glowing 🔥🔥

Okolerere baana botanazaala, huh? what if you never get to be a parent?

My problem? People who ghost after asking about my ulcer herbs! 😩 "I'm upcountry" is the new "dog ate my homework💀." Come back, I got you covered! 🌿 Forget the square root, I need a square ROOT CANAL of these flaky potential customers. 😂