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What do Mondays feel like for people who didn’t drink and actually sleep over weekend?

Chat, should we tell him??

If you’re dating or thinking about dating someone attractive… make sure they were either ugly, fat, or short at some point. A lifetime hot person is dangerous, no personality, no empathy, and they’ve never saw the other side. Go for the glow-up. They had to build character.

Alright, here’s my breakdown on this… You could be this girl’s EXACT type (and vice versa), but since she hasn’t gone through her 3,100 likes, you legit have a 1 in 3,100 shot of even being seen, so you’re probably never matching with her and it’s the same for pretty girls.

Have you ever seen your parents hang out with their friends? Like actually hang out, not a dinner once every two months. No group chats. No spontaneous plans. Just work, errands, and the same dinner table every night. Does life just quietly shut down after 50? Or did they just

Always thought long distance relationships were a waste of time. Now 3 of my best friends are in long distance and seem to be very happy…key word seem. Starting to wonder… is my wife just one DM (on here obviously) and a 3-hour flight away?

You’re less likely to get a STD from a hooker than a hinge date

Enjoy a morning read… substack for high intelligent followers open.substack.com/pub/murrayhill…

Ahhh a classic…every guy has sent the “can we revisit this?” text to 50+ old Hinge matches the week his 3-month situationship ends. It’s not romantic. It’s a mass casualty event. He’s in the group chat. He’s down bad. He needs a win…any win. One of you will take the bait.

Your fav dynamic duo is back.. the left hates to see it

Gents, when you send a DM to an immature girl and she’s not interested, you’re not just getting ignored. You’re getting screenshotted. Analyzed. Judged in a group chat with 10 girls who think humor is humiliation. This isn’t about rejection, it’s about how immature brains

MHG’s Best Bars in NYC (No Order): • Bleecker Street Bar • The Spaniard • Happiest Hour • Wilfie & Nell • Ethyl’s • Parkgate • Little Rebel • Bayards Ale House • Blue Haven South • Village Tavern • Pioneers • Penrose • Bar nine • Sally’s • Stouts • 310 Bowery •

If you still talk to any of your ex’s, it means you didn’t truly love them… The ones you actually loved? You’ll never speak to again. True or false?

Apparently this is me? I’ve never seen this show

When you’re 45 years old and have been with the same chick for 10 years, a freaky wife who is exciting in bed is worth her weight in gold The “nice” girl whose sex drive falls off a cliff at age 35 will make your life hell Choose wisely

Liberals are officially on fraud alert?

Cheating is the weakest thing you can do. You don’t just hurt someone, you mess with their ability to trust for years. If you wanna hook up with other people, just break up. Acting on that urge isn’t “confusing,” it’s beta. Why stay in a relationship if you’re fantasizing about

My buddy has a date with this chick tonight…but he got his nails painted, should I warn him?

Ibiza for a month?? Chat…am I cooked?