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I’m no economist but all Pepsi should cost about $1.75 less than a Coke

I aspire to pass away on an April Fools Day

I’m telling you as a man with 40 years of life experience nothing hits at the end of a day work and parenting like a cold one and Randy Meisner singing Take It to the Limit

This Gen. Jack D Ripper mf

The only certain things in life are death, taxes, and the week before your vacation bring an unmitigated flaming dumpster

I guess they used up all their creativity on the music part

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If AI kills the em dash then all this environmental and intellectual ruin will have been worth it

This is one of the best pieces of music journalism I’ve ever read

“Heavy is the head that eats the crayons” -Tracy Jordan

I don’t like podcasts or ever want to listen to one but I LOVE watching 10 to 60 second video clips from podcasts and will die if they’re taken from me if that makes sense

Is it good music supervision instincts or mental illness that allows me to always find the perfect song to make me more sad when I'm feeling it

Woke up to thousands of new followers. Here's a crash course on the things we do here for the new folks #Baseballiscinema

Seeing content on TikTok: Yes! This is it! Seeing the same content suggested on IG: how dare you come to my home at this hour

Lobbing Houston Rap references to absolutely no one in the work slack

This is a world-record for most obnoxious LinkedIn post

Parenting is great because one day I can just decide today’s the day I introduce my children to The Killers

Pet Sounds is a perfect album

A reminder

Hey Andy Cohen what’s going on with your Watch What Happens Live! subtitles