So THAT'S what that buzzing around my head was! I thought it was the world's largest mosquito. KARE in the Air: 'World's Largest Snowman' in North St. Paul kare11.com/article/entert… via @KARE11

Happy Halloween, everyone! Look both ways before you cross the street and stay safe. 🧡🖤

I should not have to say this, but it's not polite to photograph a snowman's butt and post it on the internet.

Please bring my feet back NSP Snowman

I'm ready to toss out the first turkey call!

Gobble gobble! Wattle wattle! Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm going to be in another parade!

In light of the fact I'm being featured in an upbeat story, I'll waive my usual modeling fee, The Minnesota Star Tribune. Next time, though, would you get my good side?

Has the female human gotten you a new outfit for Christmas, Pincy?

Blizzard Incoming Now Get Out of the way!

The snow is perfect for making me some pals or pets. I'd really like a snowcat to curl up next to me. ☃ #JustSayin

The one issue that unites us all

Sure, your inflatable snow people are cute and all, but they are poor substitutions for the real thing. ☃ #SnowBusiness #SnowPeople #MNwx

Players gonna play, play, play, play, play Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna flake, flake, flake, flake I flake it off, flake it off

This is not the first time I have been a centerfold. I will not be taking questions at this time.

I can do it in three: giant stucco snowman. NSP Snowman

Happy Earth Day, earthlings!

I would like to introduce you to my friend, Rhoda Dendron. She and I wish you a happy spring!

Oh! I thought *I* might have tipped to one side! Hope everyone is safe.

I'm sure you can all understand why I am a fan of these cooler temps. #Slushy