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BUNK UPDATE Going on one week following the publication of DeBonked. The outpouring of support has been incredible. I knew Bunk was bad news, but the flood of testimonials has made me realize that I didn’t fully appreciate the depth of depravity involved. Meanwhile, Bunk and

Frank Mackey You standing up to this bully has inspired me so deeply in all aspects of my life. Thank you for helping fortify the courage in my convictions, Frank. This has not only been the most entertaining saga of my Twitter career, it has also been personally vindicating. Even my dad, a

The character known as BonkDaCarnivore.

That he thinks I’m a “governance analyst” suggests our guy must’ve ordered his security team from Temu. Bro’s swinging at ghosts while getting cooked. And all he can do is cowardly shitpost from behind a block. Thousands of DeBonked readers later, btw. With more to come. 😎

Bunk after seeing this: “You know, I used to be a world class flutist myself. I once out-fluted the great Sir James Galway in a fluting competition. But I had to give it up when I broke my finger protecting my family from a grizzly attack while glamping in Alaska.”

Endorsed

To celebrate the one week anniversary of DeBonked, I have a personal message for the man himself, who I know stalks my feed like a lover scorned. Volume up!

This is a Ron Desantis spokesperson falling for what is very likely Bunk just talking to himself (again) in an effort to manipulate his audience into believing that he's not a grifter. Pure as the driven snow, this guy. Incredible things are happening people.

To the many Bunk victims eager to take action, my advice is to sit tight for now. Act II has commenced, much of which will occur in the background. This is a rapidly developing story but rest assured that we’re over the target & a lot of people will look very foolish soon.

For those interested in geopolitics - and willing to accept my armchair endorsement - these two guys Endgame & DeMatteo are well worth a listen.

Interesting to note that none of us has a service to sell. But Big3 Trading (B3T) does, whom Bunk seems awfully happy to promote these days. Kinda makes you wonder 🤔

Bunk has no special connectivity at X, partly because he’s a nobody but also because X is asleep at the switch anyway. We’re gonna put his claim to special treatment to the test soon, and will laugh as his house of cards comes crashing down in full view of everyone.

Peace Through (🇮🇱 🇺🇦) Strength

Father’s Day must be kinda weird for Elon.

Update…

To manage expectations, ETA for DeBonked: Part Two is July 1. I’ve been gathering evidence & am just now putting pen to paper on the follow-up. Will have some fun with Bunk meantime while dropping clues along the way. DMs open for anyone who’d like to add to the file.

We all know Bunk read every single word of my piece. He’ll read every word of the next one too, after which his gal will probably bake some sourdough bread to make him feel better. 😉 And I love how he continues to be wrong about literally everything. What a muppet!