Gavin Newsom is the Political Joel Olsteen.

I watched the Halftime show alone on Sunday because I don’t wanna hear some dork who hasn’t even been flirted with while an Usher song is playing talk about “it coulda been better”! and for those of you who claim to know music… that was Jermaine Dupri. #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

I will date a guy who isn’t that great but if I walk into a bathroom stall and there is something in the toilet - I find a better one… standards.

People without kids should get a tax break.

A “meal train” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

When I hear people react to drama in real life with “you can’t write stuff like this” - my response is always “yes you can- someone just wrote that, pitching it and being told no right now!” #Writer #hollywood

So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again

What we need right now is a MC Skat Kat diss-track about Eminem…

Colin Bridgerton always looks like he is sucking on a cough drop… #BRIDGERTON

Imagine getting engaged and your fiancé walks you into a home and says - “this is our home- I know it’s small” and it’s a 5 bedroom house. I’m lucky if I get engaged and my fiancé surprised me with health insurance. #BRIDGERTON

I wish there were more firework injuries. #fireworks #july

If I have to vote for Joe Biden’s ghost, I will.

I would rather vote for the ghost of Joe Biden than these two losers. I would rather watch Kamala “weekend at Bernie’s” Biden before I vote for the alternative,

Look it’s simple, do you wanna live in Bedford Falls or Pottersville? #vote

President Biden deserved better from his party and from his supporters. We should have never known that people wanted him to resign. He earned the private conversations. I’m so grateful he ran the first time. And I’m grateful he makes selfless decisions like this one.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Italian.

I still can’t believe everyone didn’t grow up with a hot dog stand selling pizza puffs- down the street. I’m sorry for your loss. #Chicago

Talking shit is a therapy all it’s own.

Monday night!!!