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Neil Lowenthal

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An alleged comedy writer, Neil & his twin Mark traffic in political humor & topics of equally bad taste
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On October 3rd, 1863, President Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day, to be celebrated on the final Thursday in November. Just a little over a year and a half later, he would be killed for it.

On October 3rd, 1863, President Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day, to be celebrated on the final Thursday in November.

Just a little over a year and a half later, he would be killed for it.
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MY NEW BFF, LEON MUSK Wouldn't we all feel better w/ a President who actually knows what his friend's name is? Especially, if that friend is one of the most famous people in the world? This is the same stuff Trump mocked Biden for #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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HEADLINE: ONLY 4 OF TRUMP'S 44 FORMER CABINET MEMBERS ENDORSE HIM IN 2024 It seems fair to argue that if you’re seeking a new CEO, and 90% of his former executive team refuses to back him – and you hire that guy ANYWAY – your company's gonna fail. *And* you’re a fuckin’ idiot.

HEADLINE: ONLY 4 OF TRUMP'S 44 FORMER CABINET MEMBERS ENDORSE HIM IN 2024

It seems fair to argue that if you’re seeking a new CEO, and 90% of his former executive team refuses to back him – and you hire that guy ANYWAY – your company's gonna fail.

*And* you’re a fuckin’ idiot.
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DONALD WILL PROTECT WOMEN - WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT Trump: Women, I'll protect you by taking away your reproductive rights, insulting you, being a misogynist and a sexual predator Women: Um
 no thanks Trump: It was a statement, not an offer Women: What
? Trump: Shut up

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The Word Correction Strategy We💖 this ridiculously unsuccessful Trump device so much He misreads the teleprompter, says the wrong word, then repeats w/ the right word. Like maybe you didn't hear it the stop & "what they're doing" pivot @ 1:27 I call 'the spontaneous old Jew'

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SOME VERY REVEALING OUTTAKES These are from the video statement Trump released on January 7th, the day after the Capitol riot Not only does he cut a line saying 'the election is over,' he flat-out balks at language he deems too harsh in its condemnation of the insurrectionists.

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For a devout Christian, Mike Johnson's an enormous liar. Like claiming that: *repeatedly saying our election system is rigged/corrupt (when it's not) *doesn't* make people doubt our election system (it does) *Dems have done the same after GOP presidential wins (they haven't)

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TRUMP DENOUNCES BIGOTRY AGAINST NEO-NAZI PROTESTERS "These are good people who are being demonized just because they admire Hitler" thegaslighter.substack.com/p/trump-denoun
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TRUMP DENOUNCES BIGOTRY AGAINST NEO-NAZI PROTESTERS

"These are good people who are being demonized just because they admire Hitler"
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Donald Can't Talk We've re-elected a guy whose BFF Jeffrey Epstein described as almost “functionally illiterate.” That's why he struggles to read from teleprompters and laments a former friend who "circame to the pressure."

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HEADLINE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE Let's hope to hell this is just of the insane ideas Donald's vomited out that won't actually happen. Like RFK being put in charge of women's health (or anything else, for that matter). Sadly, Elon's role *will* be happening. #trumpisunfit

HEADLINE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Let's hope to hell this is just of the insane ideas Donald's vomited out that won't actually happen.

Like RFK being put in charge of women's health (or anything else, for that matter).

Sadly, Elon's role *will* be happening.

#trumpisunfit