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Successfully wasted 48% of the year

I'M RICH!! 🤑🤑

Just booked a full day of learning how to drift, on a private track, in Tokyo on my birthday. 🤯 This is gonna be f*ckn sick

You never know what Imma get into

DJ Magic Merlin in the building 🧙🏿‍♂️

I used to think that people not recognizing Clark as Superman was stupid until I saw Zooey Deschanel without bangs

u will be overpaid and underworked

My wife knew I was different because when we got our first, very small, apartment I was like "Yeah, lets buy a Baby Grand piano and put it over there" She laughed but then realized I was serious. My brain was like why not? (still is)

with everyone comfortable & locked in like this

When I first heard Cher's 1998 song "Believe", I instantly downloaded Anteres Autotune and started using it in my rap songs. My friend/rap group said it sounded dumb so I stopped using it. 2003 T-Pain hit the radio and I vowed to never discount my own ideas ever again.

Playing a PS1 game on a PS2 while using a PS5 controller 😌

Diddy was found not guilty on some of the charges and now people are pouring baby oil on themselves outside of the courthouse 💀💀💀

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We gotta do what we gotta do

Happy birthday to my Queen and to my 16 yr old Prince and Princess. All on the same day 😊

The negro league of Superheroes