Now that the two magic swords are secure, it's time to bust out of this old drow's mansion with the spoils. What could POSSIBLY be the downside of just marching back out the front door? For 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker

We have a gnome mech and blew up a mansion! Time to sell some loot and celebrate. Hopefully we haven't upset the natural order of things too much and none of the other rich people in town are like, suspicious or whatever. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker

It's time to strut out of the thieves guild and take a breather at the inn. Yeah we might have a target on our backs because we blew up the giant house of Delsmuth's crankiest creep, but it's time to eat omlettes and probably not get jumped! patreon.com/nerdpoker

The antics return to Brian's dining room, where the drow bounty hunter is now the hunted. Will he escape through the fog or be brought into brutal submission and be interrogated? patreon.com/nerdpoker

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Assassin our assin! The crew hunts down, corners, and puts the smack down on this drow bounty hunter, AKA Dan's bastard of a drow #632. Hopefully he'll explain himself and we can get to our next heist! patreon.com/nerdpoker nerdpokerpod.com

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There's a bit of unpleasantness with this bounty hunter to deal with, hopefully everything is chill now that we spared his life. The whole ruining of his reputation is probably no big deal right? patreon.com/nerdpoker nerdpokerpod.com

We delve into the ancient sahuagin where things start off very Giger-y and fillopian-y. Can we get some sick loot without Dan turning one of us inside out?! patreon.com/nerdpoker

Of COURSE the treasure vault has three gelatinous detritus tubes full of toothed leviathan tongues. What podcast did you think this was, anyway? For 3 bonus episodes a month and more, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker

It seems like a pretty standard treasure room with a gigantic heretic god's statue staring dead-eyed at everyone. So it's time to grab the super chill astral plane skeleton and book it out of here!  subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker

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Our heist crew has done it, and escaped the abandoned temple with major loot. Sure they're locked in a shack in Soggytown, but they're on their way to sell their spoils to the Thieve's Guild as soon as they can get through the murder fog. patreon.com/nerdpoker

The murderer! We may have just cornered Gnome Jack the Ripper, AND Dan is mutating Ken again. The kind of classic Nerd Poker shenanigans you know and love. But do we keep the murder harness? Or are those too hard to sell? For 3 bonus episodes monthly go to patreon.com/nerdpoker

Our crew is meeting up with Maude Nimblenubbin to try to make peace. Which will be difficult given that we killed her husband, or as one of us asks- "We didn't do anything to her husband, did we?" patreon.com/nerdpoker

As the crew enters into the deceased gnome tinkerer's workshop, it appears ol' Nimblenubbin had some dark secrets to hide. Not the least of which- this looks like Brian's college apartment. Luckily Brian's player character has otherworldly sleight of hand bonuses!

Finally our crew of sneaky thieves get to see what's behind the tinkerer's door, and wouldn't you know it, it's horrifying. Will we get to use the combat grid, or will we just feel attacked emotionally? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/nerdpoker

Well, now that the little nightmare worm is in a jar, it's time we got some rest. The question is- since all beds thus far are either assassin traps or muddy spots on the ground- where? Do we kill the interplanar priestess, go for one last score? patreon.com/nerdpoker

The whole town of Dellsmouth is starting to feel abandoned, which makes petty crimes a lot less fun. So it's time to talk to the Mayor of Dellsmouth about the serial killer, a nervous gnome whose home might be haunted. Let's interrogate him! patreon.com/nerdpoker

It's time to interrogate the Mayor of Delsmuth, a nervous gnome whose home might be haunted. He begged us to leave, and there's a disturbing tableau before us- but let's ask some questions about the gigantic frame with a blanket hastily draped over it! patreon.com/nerdpoker