Okay, follow up question: If there were two astronauts on Earth and one of them killed the other with a rock, would THAT be fucked up or what?

Please forgive my recent hiatus. My merits secured me an important position at Aunt Berthatrude's Brokerage House. It is a demanding role requiring long hours and sharp attention. I look forward to finding out the specifics when I finally go in after vacation. #hustle and #grind

Psst. Hey you. You with the hair and the eyes. Come here a second. I like your shirt. Also, the next Never Rad Live Show will be August 8th at 6pm at Changing Hands in Phoenix. Be there. Tell your friends about it and then bring them. Got it? Alright, get outta here ya scamp.

Just a few days left! Make your plans now to catch the awards ceremony of a lifetime LIVE!

Soon.... 5.5 hours to be exact. May we all meet at Changing Hands Phoenix at 6pm with peace in our hearts and the NRM podcast worms in our brains. Please don't ask how we transferred them there. It's rude.

Hey y'all! New live show droppin' September 12th. Be there or be septagenerianonical!

🎶It's the most spookiest time of the year🎶The Never Rad Miscellany is delighted to scare you and your friends yet again at our annual Haunted Halloween hLive hShow on October 3rd at 6pm at Changing Hands - Phoenix. Entry? Free. Costumes? Yes. Rosé? Hell yeah. Take a sip, babes!

Tonight at the Never Rad Writer's Meeting: Kitt learns what "based" means as a slang term.

Halloween Special - A B'damnded Family's Value and Ya Got Murdered B youtu.be/ueN530gQbWE

Halloween Special – AGAS A B’Damned Family’s Value and YGMB Part 1 ift.tt/2GK6fCx

Halloween Special – YGMB Part 2 ift.tt/tobRO03

Update from the Never Rad Writer's Meeting: "Breaking Bad would be so much better if it was about bird stickers [instead of meth]."

Update from the Never Rad Writer's Meeting: "I'm a whore for scansion."

Update from The Never Rad Writer's Meeting: Saucerthon is meth.

T-minus one week til our next (and last) live show of 2022. Join us at Changing Hands Bookstore in downtown Phoenix on December 12th from 6-8pm for valuable legal advice, important tips for keeping your spaceship tidy, and Space Gentlemen behaving badly. Tickets are free!

A Very Merry Never Rad Mistletoey ift.tt/Bt1F5ca

Never Rad at Phoenix Fan Fusion ift.tt/J4MA6en

Hot Boy Villain Awards Redux – Part 1 ift.tt/tgUZSIY