We traded no one today

Crim DFA’d.

Harris DFA’d.

Josh Jung is going to get a day or two with calf soreness, per Bruce Bochy.

Yes, both are if they go unclaimed.

Merrill Kelly was slated to start for Arizona tomorrow, in case you’re wondering when he might slot in. He should be good to go whenever Texas decides to give him his first start.

They can also trade them. But they can’t outright them to the minors without running them through waivers first.

Don't do it, Rangers. Please don't do it.

Aggressive sends are fun.

A slam dunk is still worth two points.

Let's prepare to enjoy Luis Curvelo's MLB debut, shall we?

Clean.

Care to know why Curvelo might have been a little extra fired up there? The Mariners are the team that didn't 40 him, which allowed Texas to jump in and sign him this winter.

He'll go back down tomorrow, surely. But he'll be back at some point.

In tomorrow's story.

I've got a lengthy writeup on yesterday's trade frenzy for the Rangers, but it won't be out until late today. Work and stuff.

Not really. I'll cover in today's story.

The chicken sandwich on its own is good. The chicken sandwich with the buffalo sauce is fantastic. It really wakes up the chicken sandwich.