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"You know, I went to the McDonald's in, uh, Shelbyville on Friday night." "The Mc-what!?" "Uh, McDonald's restaurant. I-- I never heard of it either..."

When Steve Smith schooled Wahab Riaz 😅 Just look at the reaction of Maxi 🤩 #SteveSmith

Loving the comments on this post, because they are bang on! My pensioner parents can't watch footy on free to air TV for the first time ever because you greedy bastards are all about the money!! AFL you are a disgrace

Something was said... not good! What was it? Don't yell at Homer! Naw, that's OK...

"But it comes with a free frogurt!" "That's good!" "The frogurt is also cursed..." That's bad..."

That's 5 SHOWS IN MELBOURNE!!!! Thank you from the very bottom of my heart for having us in your city and welcoming us in this way! Thank you Vance Joy for joining me on our fifth and final night. Sydney you're next 🇦🇺❤️ #radicaloptimismtour

One of my favorite Simpsons jokes. I even say "I will" with the same deadpan inflection Al Gore does.

On this day in 1999, Homer tried to build one fiiiiine lookin' barbeque pit.

"Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a doughnut?" "Doughnut? What's a doughnut?"

"Dad, what's a Muppet?" "Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but, man!"

Bowling! Bowling here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling!

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?" "I don't know!"

I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district.

Regardless of what happens, I’ll always be beyond grateful for what these two have done together ☘️☘️☘️

this remains the greatest scene in comedy history

26 years ago TODAY, the great Tony Lockett kicked his record-breaking 1300th goal ‼️

"Who the devil are you?" "Don't panic. Just come up with a good story." "My name is Mr. Burns!" "D'oh!"

"Oh, good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him." "Oh, no. They're biting him and stealing his pants!"

"Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers." "I thought we were having steamed clams." "D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers."

#OnThisDay - 2019: A meme was born at Taunton 😂 #WeAreSomerset