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The most wonderfully patriotic thing I’ve read in a long time is this clear-eyed little essay from George Saunders. I encourage you to check it out and share widely nytimes.com/2025/05/13/opi…

Thank you kindly 🙏🏼

Right, let’s get down the business Skipton Bull Sale tomorrow We’ve been working towards this for weeks - proud of this bull Same way bred as Jay Z last autumn that made 20,000gns Will make a cracking bull for someone

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

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Dearest Vivid Sydney - We are fully fluffed & chuffed to toddle down under for a public display of oral intercourse (talking, right?) on Saturday June 14th at the ICC Sydney Theater. We hope to couple with all your ears there! 🎟️Tickets: premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.asp…

I get so much of this unsolicited homophobia from ladies who doth protest too much, to whom I say that they and all comers are still welcome in my church, no matter who you might be lucky enough to kiss - #happypride #tryloveyoudumbfuck

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Thank you kindly, and hell yes I’m a public library guy!!!

Nick Offerman I feel like this would satisfy their request.

My pleasure 🍻

Check out our interview with writer/director Christian Swegal, whose new crime thriller Sovereign, starring Nick Offerman , Jacob Tremblay, and Dennis Quaid, opens in theaters today from Briarcliff Entertainment. Full interview here: youtu.be/eOGR7TJ6hFU?si…

Thank you for this thoughtful chance to beclown myself - hug before punch!

.Nick Offerman's new award-worthy film ’Sovereign’ is about a lost soul swept into extremism bsky.app/profile/lastwo…

Allow Nick Offerman to explain why you should care about Trump’s cuts to national parks

Don’t sleep on Sovereign! Despite being on only 53 screens and facing a mighty opponent in Superman on over 4,100 screens, Jacob Tremblay and Nick Offerman offer two of the best performances on screen this year. moviereelist.com/review/movie-r…