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This government is really beginning to piss me off #Labour

Never change, Liz

" ... Are we the baddies?"

Oh god I nearly forgot Jeremy Corbyn's birthday

This typical post from #trump actually manages to go wrong from the very first word, which might be a record, for as someone else has pointed out, saying "Happy Memorial Day" is like saying "Happy 9/11"

This has to be AI. No way these two could have ever met

Meanwhile, in Mentalist News

I didn't have Kate Aldridge killing a vicar on my #Archers bingo card

Who wrote this evening's episode of #thearchers? I'd like to buy them a drink

It is an odd sensation to listen to the pious funeral service of someone who (a) was a ghastly person and (b) wasn't even real. My boredom and scorn so intense they become almost transcendent. Brilliant writing #thearchers

"What the hell is going on in America?" is now a really easy question to answer

This is a photo that, for much of my life, would have only been barely imaginable. Things *can* get better, and don't ever say Sport isn't important. Well done #SouthAfricaCricket

I see your point but really it's only a bad look if you think "decent person helps demented old cretin whatever the optics" is a bad look

Allergic reaction my foot #Noem

The Headingley crowd earlier today. It's turning into an incredible Test match. We're not in Kansas any more #ENGvIND

It's the end of an era

Few appreciate that the spending power of Lou Reed's $26 in his hand waiting for his man is the equivalent to this today