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I can’t believe we have to enact laws to stop men from marrying children.

THIS.

Just saw an ad on Instagram that said “I don’t care how good your tan is, if you can still see your veins? It’s not working.” Stop having veins. But my blood lives in them. 😭

“Would you like some water?” Montgomery:

I think the birds you can hear in this are Doves. Filmed this at the weekend. They both have a different coo but they only do the same coo every time. The exact same. Like they’re having a repetitive conversation. It’s very odd. Perplexes me. The 1st coo and reply never change.

Can confirm.

Guy doing a genocide nominates the guy whose country is paying for it for a peace prize. Its honestly obscene.

This IS how the lobby works

I’d choose The River Styx to the Underworld over Benidorm, petteen.

Prince Andrew seems nice. If you vitriolic shitheaps from the depth of Hades itself. Go away and shag yer teddies, ya langer ya.

Jesus Christ.

Know the way everything is evil and nothing matters anymore? And up is down? And left is right? And the world is run by psychopaths? Anyway, yeah. So many days when you just can’t anymore with this bullshit.

Yes. It’s not much craic.

Starting to realise The Nobel Peace Prize means nothing.

Really am dreading the Irish presidential election run. It’s going to be an absolute circus of nonsense. The only way to get through it will be to have a good old fucking laugh.

“Get out me road, ye feckin eejits!”

It’s mad that a small collection of fucking lunatics dictate so much of the future of our species.

Renting films. Go into town of a Saturday. Into XtraVision with your laminated I.D. You can have two films and a giant tub o’toffee popcorn. You choose Return to Oz and City Slickers. Life is fucking gravy.

That was always going to happen because it’s a cult. That’s what happens in cults. “The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date.”