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The book club begins in 4 days. Night Vale creator Joseph will lead the discussion on Vacation, the book he said "broke his brain" and was one of the foundational texts behind the creation of Night Vale. Not a member? Join here (Weird Scout or higher): patreon.com/welcometonight…

Oops I did it (played with your heart and also mail fraud) again

Express your love and admiration with these brand new Valentine's Day Cards by jessica hayworth. Find them (and read full quotes) here: topatoco.com/collections/wt…

Ask your doctor about caves

Today the Night Vale book club begins discussing Vacation, by Deb Olin Unferth, the book that inspired Joseph and Jeffrey while they were creating Night Vale. Join the conversation here: patreon.com/welcometonight…

This is your last chance to own one of these amazing merch items... they disappear from the store after 1/30. Pinecone Stocking: tinyurl.com/wtnvstocking Succeed T-shirt: tinyurl.com/SucceedCry

Comparing yourself to others is not a healthy habit, unless you're comparing yourself to someone who sucks in which case you'll feel great.

Listen to the full-length performance of The Investigators. It includes 10 bonus tracks of special guest appearances featuring Dylan Marron, Hal Lublin, Desiree Burch and more! nightvale.bandcamp.com/album/the-inve…

When driving, remember to have your hands on the ten and the two, your left foot on yellow and your right foot on blue.

Love is a many-legged thing with human skin and no eyes. Find all the Night Vale Valentines Day cards here: topatoco.com/collections/wt…

You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't take.

Did you know Night Vale Creators Jeffrey and Joseph have other podcasts? Love mystery? Unlicensed is for you. Horror movies (or interested, but squeamish)? Check out Random Horror 9. Alternate realities? Within The Wires. nightvalepresents.com

Hm, have you ever considered not being caught up in the petty difficulties of the material world?

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You're making a lot of assumptions about causation. Maybe good neighbors can cooperate better and so make good fences.

Stick'em on your car. Notebook. Travel mug. Computer. Cover your world in Night Vale. Stickers: topatoco.com/collections/wt… NVCC Bumper Sticker: topatoco.com/collections/wt… NRA stickers: topatoco.com/collections/wt…

Wear Night Vale. topatoco.com/collections/wt… Paper your walls in Night Vale. topatoco.com/collections/wt… Be Night Vale.

Keep a stiff upper lip, and a really floppy lower lip. It's a good look that everyone respects.

Fitness tip: Who (or what) are you secretly powering when you use a stationary bike? Best not to leave the house, move at all.