and the award for celebrities "interviewing" celebrities with zero editing goes to...

“who is the social media intern? give them a raise!” bitch it’s fucking me! none of us are interns! we are 30+ years old, who is thinking we’re giving children the reins to NBC’s social media?

I miss when iced coffee was $2.00 so bad

how i feel in this heat

“I guess when you are young, you believe that you will meet many people with whom you'll connect with, but later in life you realize it only happens a few times.” — Before Sunset (2004)

Cassie, I believe you. I love you. Your strength is a beacon for every survivor.

This is from Fresh Air's interview with Raphael Saadiq! Listen: npr.org/2025/07/08/125…

Sad to still see every publication trying to pivot to video but it’s good to have confirmation Brody pronounces “genre” the French way

This Colbert news should scare you.

please don’t bring in the tiny horse that vigorously plays the piano while I’m climbing my way out of an anesthesia blackout, I cannot stress enough how much it would make me think I died on the table

need everyone to get more polish immediately - asking friends to go on long walks - handle of vodka in the freezer - romantic pessimist outlook

added pepper to a frozen meal

i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

I will never give a Fuck what the temperature is in Cupertino

Richard Kind in 240p

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

I went on my concussion boyfriend's sports podcast and announced my new album Liz