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Things you love to see on a Sunday afternoon. Beer will go down lovely.

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Our joint Player’s and Manager’s player of the year LB

Our clubman of the Year Jake Baker.

Our other joint Player’s player of the season Luke Peterson.

MOTM for todays inter house kick about

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Lads our dick of the season! Sorry it’s not a better punishment but I was told I couldn’t get anyone arrested. Full Kit Wanker

Bournemouth summed up…

We’re back this Sunday finally in the County Cup so you know what that means…

First on through the door Harry Walters. Another lad in with an iron deficiency kept together with a few creamy ones but a versatile lad two things we love to see.

Second in and it’s Max Wills aka the Stratton Poodle. Silky on and off the pitch. Another Spurs fan so don’t get your hopes of silverware up.

Third through the door is Dan Rose. Right back, left back you name it the boy can do. Rumours he tattooed wings on his neck for extra speed.

Loss on pens after a 2-2 draw. Short tweet today the less said about the ref the better. Good luck in the next round. MOTM Below

Can’t keep doing this…

Drew 1-1 after 86 minutes with 10 men after a 6th minute “red card” but great shift from the lads and with 11 men we would win that game. No man of the match vote today because it’s Jake “Scholesy” Collis. Ran through walls.

Finally off to winning a game in the league and my god we made it hard 5-4 vs Marshgate. MOTM Harry Walters debut 3🅰️

Eh good competitive game vs Walcott lost 7-4 but could’ve gone either way at 4-4. Not a bad player on the pitch. Up the KINS onto next week. MOTM below

Another game called off, almost like we should’ve played more games when the pitches were okay in August-October… Going into February played 4 league games.

Finally played a game and won 5-1 standard against Purton, pretty easy game. Reckon we’d be a decent side if we played everyweek. Motm below.