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🚨 BREAKING: One of China’s richest men, Zhong Shanshan, just bought $67 million worth of New Hampshire land at FOUR TIMES its assessed value. The land is tied directly to the state’s water supply. How do we allow this to happen?

🚨 BREAKING: One of China’s richest men, Zhong Shanshan, just bought $67 million worth of New Hampshire land at FOUR TIMES its assessed value. 

The land is tied directly to the state’s water supply. How do we allow this to happen?
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🚨BREAKING — DNI Tulsi Gabbard has just declassified documents that show "overwhelming evidence" that then President Barack Obama personally requested, and intentionally "manufactured and politicized intelligence" to create the narrative that Russia was attempting to influence

🚨BREAKING — DNI Tulsi Gabbard has just declassified documents that show "overwhelming evidence" that then President Barack Obama personally requested, and intentionally "manufactured and politicized intelligence" to create the narrative that Russia was attempting to influence
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Their goal was to usurp President Trump and subvert the will of the American people. No matter how powerful, every person involved in this conspiracy must be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The integrity of our democratic republic depends on it. We

Their goal was to usurp President Trump and subvert the will of the American people.

No matter how powerful, every person involved in this conspiracy must be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The integrity of our democratic republic depends on it.

We
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FBI knew the Dossier was FAKE CIA knew the Dossier was FAKE DOJ knew the Dossier was FAKE ODNI knew the Dossier was FAKE Media knew the Dossier was FAKE Mueller knew the Dossier was FAKE Congress knew the Dossier was FAKE BO Admin knew the Dossier was FAKE All knew. Treason.

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Funny how the perfectly healthy Tren de Aragua detainees suddenly fall ill the moment they set foot in Venezuela. Same script, every time.

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ON THE RUN | bit.ly/3TNtxyg Authorities are searching for 49-year-old Charles Vandoil Byrd after human remains were discovered at his home in Far South Bexar County.

ON THE RUN | bit.ly/3TNtxyg
Authorities are searching for 49-year-old Charles Vandoil Byrd after human remains were discovered at his home in Far South Bexar County.
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BREAKING: 🇻🇦🇮🇱 Pope Leo XIV for the first time directly condemns Israel for the strike on the Catholic parish and the slaughter of Christians in Gaza: "Tragic news continues to arrive in these days from the Middle East, especially from Gaza. I express my profound sadness

BREAKING:

🇻🇦🇮🇱 Pope Leo XIV for the first time directly condemns Israel for the strike on the Catholic parish and the slaughter of Christians in Gaza:

"Tragic news continues to arrive in these days from the Middle East, especially from Gaza. I express my profound sadness