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Just got fired from triple whale I was responsible for telling brands that spend 90% of their marketing budget on meta that 90% of their sales are coming from meta (we invoiced at least $5K/month for this). Please let me know if you hear of any opportunities

Imagine I hired a head of partnerships tomorrow and they were like yeah I reached out to all the popular saas tools like fermat and triple whale and they all immediately blocked me???

how it feels to make funny memes about 9 figure saas companies on the timeline

Just got fired from my job at woocommerce I was in charge of making sure customers never found about shopify and realized it was better in every way possible Please let me know if you hear of any opportunities in the space

POV: you asked the influencer shilling applovin to share their incrementality test

My wife: “the landlord said we’re falling way too far behind on the rent” Me: “check out how the meme posts are doing today”

me looking forward to enjoying a comfy weekend after causing havoc on the timeline

You know a platform’s customer service is cooked when you see people coming on to twitter and tagging the CEO to get something basic resolved

How are sales for Supreme a half billion/year yet I never see anyone wearing Supreme How are places like Bob Evans still around when I don’t know anyone that loves eating at Bob Evans I think the simulation is getting lazy af if I’m being honest

The fact that this ended with a cta for a onlyfans manager guide is the beauty of this platform

“babe, please just act natural”

babe are you okay, you hardly touched your free $10K in applovin ad credit

POV: I’ve selected you as a target

Each day on d2c twitter there is one main character. Your goal is to never be it

me 10 minutes after switching the ad account from cost cap back to lowest cost

I was fired from knocommerce this morning I was responsible for basing our entire business model on surveying customers with an IQ one standard deviation below the mean and trusting them to remember where they first heard about the brand (they can’t even remember what they ate

Imo an agent has to think autonomously and do tasks that weren’t specifically outlined (doing what needs to be done to accomplish a more general task) Otherwise it’s just glorified n8n/zapier

People asking Grok for their MySpace top 5 As much as things change, they stay the same

Me waking up in the middle of the night realizing my ecom brand needs landing pages and marketing funnels customized to my ad creative using AI and fermat would be the perfect tool for this use case but I memed them too hard to try it now

Oh you like applovin? Name their top 5 paid shillers That’s what I thought, poser