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Not Josh Firestine

@not_firestine

I am totally NOT Josh Firestine. That guys sucks butts.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Body cam footage from my arrest last month has been released. Clearly, you can see I’m innocent!!!

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I lifted my wife’s shirt and placed an ice cold bottle of water on her back and she screamed and laughed. As I was walking away, my nearly 4 year old son ran up and started swinging. I’m so proud!

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Republicans being mad about the half time show every year is such a huge L. I can’t imagine being upset about who sings while I’m having a smoke break and refilling the beer cooler.

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I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings or insult your religion or whatever. I just think this is a weird, childish, one sided fight we have every year and its wild to me that this opinion will make miserable people hate you

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My grandpa used to tell me this story from his Air Force days. He was from a black neighborhood in Detroit, so when he was based down south it was a shock to experience Jim Crow. One day, he went off base with some other airmen to get burgers. The restaurant said, we’ll take

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Who is your ideal Super Bowl Halftime performer? I will rate your answer 1-10 for every single person who replies within the next hour. My perfect show is Blink-182, and I give it a 7 out of 10 for being pretty well liked but not having any notable featured artists to join them

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He’s right. Diversity is not the Navy’s greatest strength….Tomahawk Cruise Missiles are. Or maybe Rail Guns. But not diversity

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Has a district court judge from Massachusetts ruled that Trump brokering peace in the Middle East is unconstitutional yet?

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This American woman (Jenny) tells the horrific story of an illegal from Haiti, Junior Joseph, who brutally raped and beat her - breaking her jaw, nose, multiple facial bones, knocking out her teeth - until he thought she was dead. But she wasn't dead. After raping her multiple

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In order to win the Nobel Peace Prize in October, you must be nominated by January 31st. Not stanning for Trump, it’s just annoying as hell to see people talking so arrogantly about something they’re so ignorant about. Anyways, he wasn’t eligible.

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I don’t know all the details, but this is bad right? I know it’s not unprecedented for allied nations to have military facilities on our stateside bases, but…Qatar?!? Can anyone explain to me how this is a GOOD thing?