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Why am I neurologically incapable of learning that I will never have time to “catch up” on research and admin tasks when on call?? #timemanagement #AcademicTwitter

I painted my nails while on call, and friends - the labor gods were not pleased. 0/10 stars, do not recommend. #obtwitter #obgyn

Me, an obstetrician, making a *valiant* effort to interpret an EKG on a complex cardiac patient: “Ah, yes…the pacemaker seems to be working…” Shout out to cardiologists who suppress their laughter when I try to flex a mental muscle I haven’t really used since med school.

Well, this is a garbage take. Why, exactly, does this finding warrant caution while breastfeeding? Doesn’t mRNA degrade too quickly after ingestion to do anything (hence the need for parenteral administration of vaccines)?

“My attending wants to talk to you”

Sometimes the long white coat and name badge that say “MD” and verbally introducing myself as the attending physician are not enough.

Did it hurt? Seeing a paper of questionable methodological quality published in the journal that just rejected your manuscript?

Last day of parental leave with my little high-stakes Tamagotchi 🥰 Grateful to have had this time for lactation, bonding, lactation, hiding from RSV, and lactation 🤱🍼🐮 Bittersweet time, but I’m looking forward to getting back to work!

Yes! CVs are to faculty what case logs are to residents - you have to write it down to get credit.

Feeling weirdly invigorated at the end of a busy week on L&D. I guess this means I love my job?

Want to summon an OB/GYN to the ED in record time? Just call L&D and say these words: “Could someone please bring us a Bakri balloon down here?”

People are posting clever captions for this photo but all I see is myself going to work every day with my pumping supplies.

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Me: I basically need to write an entire grant this weekend [Very supportive, lovely] husband: Meredith Grey wrote an entire grant the night before it was due. And it was funded the next episode.

Mortality rate: Mifepristone 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100,000 Phosphodiesterase inhibitors 4/100,000 We live in a post truth world. Facts are irrelevant. The safest drug has the most regulation.

We depend on mifepristone to care for patients with pregnancy loss and stillbirth, just as we do for those seeking abortion. PLEASE stop trying to make complex realities fit into rigid, black and white ideologies.

That’s not how Salmonella works. Please throw out your recalled flour even if you don’t have a known “Salmonella allergy” 🤦‍♀️

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???

Khan et al found that adverse #pregnancy outcomes likely represent a marker of latent #CVD risk that clinically manifests during the stress of pregnancy. ahajrnls.org/46TFXJz @heartdocsadiya Natalie Bello MD MPH @ElizaMillerMD Lauren Theilen Dr. Lucia Petito Lynn Yee, MD MPH