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Went to a show and was home by 10. Grandpa mode.

I miss European toilets

Imagine a biblically accurate hand job

I had too much coffee and now I’m dying.

The spot I moved to is literally so perfect. 20 minute walk to the beach. 10 walk to the corner store(that has insane bbq and all my favorite snacks.) Coming home from tour will actually feels like it’s rest and I have a creative space to work from.

SLAYER WWE WrestleMania

I ain’t never had this type of gf Just *argue and cheat* gf

Milkshakes rule

I need someone who shows up. Who knows what they want. Who meets me at your level or at least tries to. I won’t end up doing all the emotional heavy lifting, again.

HEAT

Why are you having a speakerphone conversation at 3:30am in an airport. Please shut the fuck up.

I wanna fucking smoke all the cigarettes in the world and die Praise God for small traces of mercury found in tuna

I have to be the most confusing person to see at the airport I can’t wait to lay in my bed.

I should b financially compensated for getting a drink spilled on me in this plane. I’m so glad I don’t have to get on a plane for the next 3 tours.

Uber drivers who blast worship music. Why?

Aftercare? You mean like marrying her and giving her the world? Showing her that true love exists?

My favorite thing in the world rn is arguing with clueless political cult heads until they talk themselves into a corner where they just admit they’re racist and support fascism

Happy Father’s Day Lubbock, come watch your step dad get bozo drunk in the pit tonight at Jake’s. 🍻🥃🍾 📸 Nox