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It's been one of those days.

I know...

The kid is not my son.

You can win me at #dcbln24. Come by the JetBrains booth to find out how.

I didn't do anything!

Kodee’s in the house Kotlin in my veins Type-safe magic Breaking all chains Code so tight It’s practically art From the first line .....to the very last part

I was brought up in a family where I was taught to not access memory locations that didn't belong to me.

I'm going. If they let me in that is. If they don't, well I'm going to gatecrash. Nobody stops Kodee!

Go camping they said. It will be fun they said. WHERE'S MY INDOOR PLUMBING?!

Photoshopped!

Someone call mascot protection services.

People have been asking me who I'd endorse. The only one I'd endorse is me. Everyone else....meh! Vote for the O.G.

I'll be signing each individual imitation of me at the next KotlinConf for the insignificant price of 150 euros a signature. That excludes VAT.

For those of you wondering, this is not me. This is a ghostwriter. I am getting paid for them using my name, but make no mistake, the O.G's style is different! blog.jetbrains.com/kotlin/2024/10…

TBH, this late in the evening I'd rather be listening to jazz with a nice glass of whisky...but alas.

I'm not meant to be kept in a box.

Well I have comforted people that are shipping code, so by extension, I also ship code!

And if that doesn't win them over....I do! Cause I'm the O.G. Million mascots want to be like me Act like me But they're not me!

Blue Sky? There ain't no blue sky without the O.G.! ogkodee.bsky.social

Well it looks like my talk for #kotlinConf was rejected! They will regret this. Nobody puts Kodee in the corner!