You locked in? 🔒

In the 1800s, doctors prescribed tobacco smoke enemas for near-drowning victims. Talk about blowing smoke up someone’s ass.

Good Saturday X Congrats to everyone on their payout. The only ‘bag’ on my mind right now is the one holding my coffee. Have an awesome day.

QT Your Matrix Code

The nuns are coming 🙈

Good Sunday X Or as it’s coming to be known, Nunday I’m here for atonement.

Sunday Sky! 🌞 Today, I was the captain ⛵️

Do you get nervous if your other significant half picks up your phone?

Good Monday X Two words… Cof-fee That’s all 🤣

When Putin was a young KGB officer in Dresden, East Germany, in the late 1980s, the Berlin Wall fell and crowds stormed the Stasi headquarters. Putin, with no backup, reportedly faced down an angry mob by bluffing. He told them that if they entered the building, Soviet troops

The greatest gift I ever received was fatherhood. You won’t beat it

Good Tuesday X Here’s a throw back for you. You got one too? Have a great day

In 1950, a group of American soldiers in the Korean War found a cache of 90,000 cans of Spam. This discovery led to the widespread use of the canned meat among troops, significantly influencing military nutrition during the war.

A face that could launch a thousand ships and begin a war, was a face worth laying eyes on.

Be the one who can turn a bad day into a memory