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Smells a bit Musky around here

Elon Musk - a free speech absolutist until you say something he doesn't like

Elon Musk - Putin's latest bestie theguardian.com/technology/202…

Elon Muskovite

My favourite anagrams of Elon Musk are "SUNK MOLE" and "SULK OMEN". What are yours?

Elon Musk - one submarine base away from being a Bond villain

Apparently, Elon Musk is short for Elongated Muskrat.

Funny how Trump and Musk are both things known for their distinctive smell

Apparently "Elon Musk" is an old Norse expression meaning "pathologically insecure about his penis size"

Elon Musk - the closest we have in real life to Grand Moff Tarkin. (NB He's obsessed with Star Wars, so he'll like this.)

Check out my Facebook, Instagram and Bluesky for my latest post about the British Stand-Up Comedy Archive. Meanwhile, all I'll say here is that Elon Musk is still a dangerous idiot.

Posted loads of great content on Facebook, Instagram and Bluesky over the last couple of days. None of it's going on here until Elon "threat to democracy" Musk stops being, er, a threat to democracy.

If I was still posting here, I'd say that this is happening at 7:30 tonight at the Gulbenkian, tickets still available. Instead I'll just say Elon Musk is still a threat to humanity.

I hear from very good sources that Santa's going to be be giving Elon Musk a lump of coal in his stocking again this year.

Peace on earth, goodwill to all. Except Elon Musk, obviously.

Everything in this story is perfect, but my favourite bit is "Elon Musk hasn’t got a round egg has he?” theguardian.com/food/2025/jan/…

Can't wait for the inevitable political scandal that ends Musk's career. Not least because it'll be called Elongate.

Want to know who we've got at Funny Rabbit Comedy Club tomorrow night? Then simply solve these delightful anagrams. Also... 1. Which is your favourite anagram and why? 2. Can you spot the late addition to the bill? More info here: thegulbenkian.co.uk/events/funny-r…