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What goes on doesn’t ever stay anywhere.

Intrigue me until I write beautiful things.

Be the tweet in a world full of memes!

Beware of no man more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.

Scatter my ashes on the parking lot of the most reputable adult book store in Philadelphia.

Happiness does not depend on outward circumstances, but on the state of the heart.

Your political Tweets really bring out the brainwashed communist in your vacant eyes.

Wicked metal work.

Maybe it won't cure it but that smile will fix it for awhile

If you are an American who is awake right now you have an 80 percent chance of having serious mental problems. Hi.

hey i saw you from across the bar and was just wondering why you hated me

Monday sent me a spreadsheet on how it was going to ruin me day.

OneToothTe𝕏an

OneToothTe𝕏an "Retweet deez nuggets."

Me: Today is the day! Also me: What day is it again?

Good Morning Jaded Of The Desensitized Internet

I’ll tweet like it’s 2019, idgaf.

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.