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Do you think anyone has ever been to the moon? Do you think the Port Arthur massacre was as it appeared? The latter was discussed by Paul Moder who’s devoted 8 years studying this… You CANNOT Be Serious. youtu.be/Z1DlWi5NOLQ?si…

Have you wondered how you could bring a handgun to the AFL? Have you thought the Gold Coast Suns can’t win the Grand Final. The Duck tells you why. Did you realise the ABC did an entire program last week on Neo Nazis, after their feigned indignation of my chat to one. Did you?

Occasionally, the Duck can be eased out of his comfort zone, and today was no exception. Tariffs, State legislation, childhood frailties. But then back to normal. Dr Ben banned by 9 so Dick took up the slack but probably wished he hadn’t. You Cannot Be Serious.

The Duck, battling illness, was specific on several sporting matters. Then, Mr ANZAC joined us for a spirited rendition of the AFL scene. Then Dickie who fronted up again against expectations. You Cannot Be Serious.

A list of his credits and accomplishments will not fit in the allotted space of this post. Ken James gives an insight into the iconic shows that entertained us all for, the best part, of 60 years.

Greg Evans joined me on ANZAC DAY and bought an interviewee - who declined to be interviewed! The Duck asked how ‘Only Fans’ works. He got back on track with the hapless AFL system, kid’s lunches, queuing, getting into venues, but mainly ‘Only Fans’. You Cannot Be Serious.

Inconsistency at AFL, fauna at game reserves, gender-related observations, political analysis and toning hints. All in a days work for the Duck, who is about as diverse as you’ll get. Then, Lester Ellis on THAT fight with Barry Michael. You Cannot Be Serious.

On the 40th anniversary of the famous boxing clash between Lester Ellis and Barry Michael for the World JR Lightweight title, we had a chat to Lester Ellis. After this match, 15 round fights were reduced to 12 three minute rounds. You Cannot Be Serious.

We celebrated the 11th year of the great Neil Daniher’s MND Charity. We drifted into Wayne’s World of thoughts, opinions and pronouncements on grooming, health and sporting issues, that bemuse him. Don’t miss it - or you’ll regret it. You Cannot Be Serious.

Want an opinion, carefully thought out, with logic? Ask Jeff Kennett. Want a person who might seize the bull by the horns and right the parlous condition of the State? Dream on. The chat is always enlightening. You Cannot Be Serious.

In an opportunistic moment, as the Sir Doug Nicholls AFL round pushes on, the Duck has announced that he is of Aboriginal Heritage. Not sure what his tribe name is, and nor is he, plus, today’s players, guests, politics, the usual banter, but, so UNusual. You Cannot Be Serious.

On ‘You Cannot Be serious’ Today the Duck and I wandered through a vast array of subjects, only the Duck could present, and moreover, expand on. He’s fascinating to me, let’s hope it is for you too.

A circle jerk, maybe, but we are ahead of the curve. Calling out disloyalty, gender bias, incompetence and DEI. We call for a ‘GREEN ARM BAND’ AFL round to support our beleaguered farmers. Can ANYONE disagree with that? You Cannot Be Serious.

Activists are a menace because they deprive others in order to make themselves feel relevant. The way of inconsequential people. Call it as you see it, and see who joins the queue. If you fear no one’s activism, you’re a winner. Stupidity and cowardice - occupational hazards.

Apparently there will be a ‘White Out’ at Geelong’s next home game. We thought it would be great, too, to help the farmers by having a ‘Green Out’. Also, Mr Capper got a mention, and when the Chicken popped in the Duck popped out.

The Ducks’s range of knowledge spreads from caravans to take away to coaches to pandemics to personal grooming to galas. However, it did not include any logical assessment of Trump. I assisted him in that regard. You Cannot Be Serious.

We launch the new, more relevant, Welcome to Country. Discuss whether the Duck thought North Melbourne’s 100th year was an anniversary or celebration. Really! AFL survey, coaching and some politics with Dickie. You Cannot Be Serious.

Did podcast on the road to the top end. So apologies if audio cut in and out. Didn’t worry the Duck he just kept talking. AFL, Tennis, Politics, Vic Gov diverting our attention from the parlous state were in by focusing on reparations. Please concentrate on something relevant.

In a frenetic week, even for the Duck, the mallard unloads a few home truths about operators hellbent on scuttlebutt. Then, to just what IS sledging, and the opinions keep coming. My advice: realize he is above the incessant chatter of the unwashed. You Cannot Be Serious.

Internet disruptions today however we found the AFL had shafted the plight of the farmers for a TAC campaign. The continuing slobbering of the usual suspects, and Doc Fordham brought us home.