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What do you guys think about my new headshot?

Why don't you buy a ticket and find out.

Why do people keep yelling at me, "Hey where's Marie?"

Germs Orny Adams See Orny tonight at 7pm in The Main Room with Whitney Cummings Craig Robinson Jimmy Shin +more! Get your Tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy

We might not agree, but we can laugh. Let’s not lose sight of that. #tariffs

Would I be happy if a nude intruder killed the mole in my backyard? WHAT?!?!? And how did I even get to this thought? #nudeintruder #Mole

Finally I can sleep. We have a Pope. #pope #popebrother

Who slid into whose DMs? Gay couple tells all Laugh Factory: Hollywood #OrnysMegaShow

New version of FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND poem! #WWWOA #PODCAST

They gotta do something about this altitude in Albuquerque.

I’m in New Mexico. Anybody know what kind of birds these are the nest are very interesting. And they make a horrible sound.

I love sea level!

I enjoyed my trip to Ruidoso, New Mexico so much I made this video. I hope they like it. #Ruidoso

Orny Adams is still INSANE- LY FUNNY! instagram.com/reel/DKaZ662hl…

You gotta hear some of these stories! Tom Arnold and Hugh Grant stole antiques from Madonna. And how Tom "saved" a very famous rock star from drugs. Audio on Apple podcast and Spotify. Video on my Patreon page.

You guys are really good at this. Time again to play name this bug.

That’s it! Thanks. Roly Polies is the official name. Not much better. And it says this about them “They are often found in damp areas, especially basements, bathrooms, and laundry rooms, and are attracted to decaying organic matter.” Which is me.

Ten different spellings for Roly!

Who else isn't getting my texts? Tom Arnold thinks I blocked him. But why would I keep texting him. WWWOA podcast episode 152.