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Coach Bentley Bross was spotted fully mouth-breathing, mid-snooze on the Deer Creek bus before 7v7. We’re reviewing violations for: – Unlicensed CPAP use – Drool on school vehicle – Sleep-coaching without OSSAA clearance (only 4 Bill Blankenship ) Rest assured… we’re watching. 👀💤

With all this staff turnover, we’re reminding programs: – NFHS certifications must be up to date – Care & Prevention ≠ tweeting drills – At least one coach should be pursuing a CDL – NIL talks don’t count as CPR hours OSSAA COMPLIANCE will need paperwork ASAP. 📝 #CoachesNIL

🚨 New staff drop from Westmoore Football With that much turnover, we just hope: –Everyone has their NFHS certs –At least one of them’s pursuing a CDL –And somebody knows the wifi password -Only thing consistent is Coach Hop #CoachesnTransit #Certified(ish) #OSSAAApprovesItBlindly

It’s a beautiful Saturday in Oklahoma. Grass is cut.✂️Grill’s hot. 🔥 Somewhere, a 5’8” third-string JV corner is at a D1 camp running a 4.9 forty — looking for that first offer. God bless this sport. 🏈🔥 #BBQAndBall #TrustTheCampHighlight #D1MindsetJVFilm #JustAStepSlow

All OSSAA compliance checks are on hold tonight — even the $40 “elite” footwork camps hosted by ‘Coach’LLC with borrowed ladders and a Bluetooth speaker. Oklahoma’s locked in. Let’s Go OKC; Thunder Up! ⚡🏀🔥 #OKCvsEverybody #SummerScamsPaused #ThunderUp

That’s how we process transfer paperwork. Blink once—kid’s already at his next school. 📝💨 #BlinkAndTheyTransfer #PaperworkPending

🐅 are back on the clock with back to back pick's; Broken Arrow Football adding talent like it’s Amazon Prime: ✅ Local ✅ Fast shipping ✅ No signature required #BAmazonRecruiting #TransferSzn

🚨 Dead Week is officially here. 🏖️ No practices. No contact. No recruiting. No violations. So if you are still practicing: 🔇 Keep it quiet 🚪 Lock the doors 🎥 Burn the footage 📠 Don't fax us the schedule Remember: It's only a violation if we see it. 😉 #DeadishWeek #Bylawz

🚨 Coaches: As a reminder, it’s Dead Week — no recruiting, no contact, no "checking in." That said… we accidentally forwarded the Prep Redzone Oklahoma Top 200 list to every coach in the state. 😬📠 What you do with it? 🤷‍♂️ Just don’t leave a paper trail. #DeadishWeek #BAGotItFirst

🎆 Happy 4th of July from OSSAA Compliance 🇺🇸 Today we celebrate: 🧨 Freedom 🍔 Grilling 📱 Coaches “just checking in” 📄 Players “just visiting” America was built on independence… and unsigned transfer forms. Stay safe. Stay sneaky. #StarsAndViolations #DeadWeekFireworks

🎥 Got Dead Week footage? A) Ignore it — everyone else does. B) Call the AD — just make sure he’s not in the video. C) Post it — preferably with dramatic music and a slow zoom. D) Send it to us. We’ll go full investigation mode… right after Fireworks. 👀📠🍴 #DeadWeekWatch

🚨 TRANSFER DRAFT ALERT 🚨 Round 7 | Pick 369 Mustang Football Recruiting selects Evenson Malaska, WR/DB from Bethany — and yeah, the same program that just flipped an OU commit off the board 🐎📈 #TransferSzn #MustangMoves #OSSAAComplianceish #BroncoBuilt #HighSchoolFreeAgency

Facts. Grown man moves shouldn’t come with middle school communication. Ghosting coaches after riding their program all year? That's not grown man energy — that’s witness protection behavior. #PortalEtiquette #GhostingSeason #ComplianceAndCourtesy

🚨 50 Days ‘Til Kickoff 🚨 That’s: 📆 7 weeks of “optional” workouts 📦 6 more transfers in the group chat 🧢 5 new LLCs for ladder drills 📄 4 fake addresses 📞 3 burner phones ⏱️ 2 pending investigations … and 1 compliance department still asleep at the wheel 😴 #50DaysOut

🚨 Transfer Trade Alert 🚨 Edmond Memorial sends AJ Roberts JR to Owasso in exchange for: A promise that no other players will be taken (no trade backs) Complimentary admission to the Bill Blankenship Coaches Clinic, powered by NIL loopholes #RulebookOptional #OwassoAssets

🚨NEW OSSAA INITIATIVE🚨 We’re excited to launch Oklahoma High School Fantasy Football leagues this fall! 🏈 💰 $10 buy-in 📅 Drafts set for August 22nd 🔢 Who would be your first pick? Because if we can’t stop it, we might as well profit off it. #OKPreps #FantasyFraudDraft

We’ve launched a full investigation. Early reports suggest the wand was used to make recruiting violations disappear, and the stuffed cat is now head of Player Personnel. No further questions at this time. 🪄🐾 #ComplianceByAnyMeans #OKPrepsMagic

Shh… we were trying to sweep that one under the rug. Now look what you’ve done. 😮‍💨🧹 Punishment is hosting a mandatory “character development” seminar… led by the same guy who scheduled the illegal spring game. #BlankenshipBypass #JusticeServed

RIP to Hulk Hogan — the original transfer portal legend. Left WWF for WCW before it was cool. No paperwork. No sit-out rule. Just 24-inch pythons and a dream. 🐐 #RIPHogan #WrestlingLegend #PortalPioneer

🚨TRANSFER TRADE ALERT🚨 Elijah A. Rose to Westmoore (OK) in exchange for… well, we’ll figure that out after compliance clears the toolbox. Coach Whitey adds another transfer and possibly another “misunderstanding” to the collection. 🔁 Come see the show #CompliancePending