The idea of David Cameron kissing the Queen's hand gives me a little erection of disgust. #ukelection #yukerection

And with that, he slipped away for a flask of rat blood.

@ChrisIsSnowie Yep sad times for LOG fans but Ive made some great chums. I still watch the Canal Cafe vid of u, Tash and co

We have a new website! Hooray! Visit yorkshirecoastcomedy.co.uk to check it out.

Ivan Brackenbury/Ian D. Montford/Tom Binns on the show today. 2 are amongst the finest comedy creations in recent history, 1 is Tom Binns!

Tom Binns aka Ivan Brackenbury and Ian D Montfort on the David Burns show this morning bbc.co.uk/radio/player/b… Can't wait for Sunday :-)

thanks for last night Hull :-) Geoff and Martin tonight in Scunthorpe, pure quality. Tickets available on the door if you wish to join us

Louth tonight for a little dazzler. Sunny all weekend so break it up with a cold beer and belly laughs. Tickets avail on the door :-)

last show of the season tonight in Scunthorpe. Ian D Montfort played a festival for us on Saturday, totally ripped it :-) Laugh you later

First 5 Star review in for James Acaster - yep, this show is coming your way edfestmag.com/fringe/comedy/…

250+ complaints about the new marmite ad youtube.com/watch?v=mHjssd… I laughed so much I forgot to feed my cat :-)

Exclusive Early Bird ticket offer for Andrew Lawrence gone out on our mailing list for Scunthorpe and Hull today - enjoy :-)

James Acaster was amazing on the Buzzcocks tonight a wonderful comedian x

Double Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee 🤠ro Acaster on Never Mind the Buzzcocks this evening ... all our venues in October :-) #NMTB

Getting ready for the big one in Hull on Sunday: ents24.com/hull-events/pa… :-)

I'm doing a tour show at Scunthorpe Heslam Park Rugby Club next Monday, hope no-one grabs my balls in the scrum: ents24.com/scunthorpe-eve… :-)

Tickets for all of autumns shows are now available at our venues, Pave, Heslam Park and the Town and Country. Looking forward to Sun and Mon

Good folk of Scunthorpe, do yourself a favour and consider turning out for Andrew Lawrence at Heslam Park tomorrow night. The boy is good.

Comedy Gold 🤠ro in Scunny Fri, Louth Sat, Hull Sun. Double Edinburgh 'Best Show' Nominee 2012 & 2013 Going to be huge. SEE HIM NOW