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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe..

Regret to inform that pro-aborts are once again doing the meme.

We are increasing the reward to $250 for identifying the man who firebombed the Montreal church. Your identity will remain confidential. Go to FindTheThug.com to collect the reward.

For fuck's sake, enough already. I'm not working two jobs so that you can take my money and use it to cut welfare checks for the entire third world. Your first and only obligation is to the Canadian people, and it's high time you fulfilled that obligation.

Looks like I'm not going to Tim Hortons anymore.

The Liberal Party keeps promising to make life more affordable. Anytime they'd like to start, that would be great.

A guy at work told me that when we get pizza on long weekends, he freezes one of them. That's got to be some kind of sin, right?

Good for them. They have nothing to be sorry for.

No, Evan. It doesn't.

I'm your worst nightmare.

I'm like, 99% sure this is a Firefly reference. 😅

Sound off if you're still up.

Regret to inform that pro-aborts are once again doing the meme.