I still got it.

Every day I think, is @KanyeWest very thankful he don't have a twin brother more loco than him? #YesWeKanye

Looks like I gotta get in fighting shape again.

If you had bet a lotta money on who the most crazier Canseco is, Jose, Ozzie, or Me (not real Ozzie), you lose so much money because the real Ozzie has gone completely loco.

I will be your "secret double" president like in other Latin American dictatorsh, ummm countries.

Si.

I am the man on the baseball card you begged your mother not to throw away, but then thanked her after she did.

Hola #IvankaTrump, hugs for you. Ivanka Trump

Congratulations to Los Angeles Dodgers for finally winning big championship after 3 decades and 60 games! Maybe Andrew Friedman need me to be hitting coach in 2021? Just keep Justin Turner away from me! Jose too.

Will you give me rematch in a steel cage with alligators around the ring?

Hello New York Mets I hear your players cannot score runs anymore but dont you worry because I am available to play LF and hitting coach.

"Hey are you Enrique Iglesias's brother?" #ThingsIGetAlot #BecauseIAmSoHandsome

I still have all 13 fingers! RT Jose Canseco: Funny how u can see my birthmark on right hand. @ozziecanseco

I win in landslide! You can be VIP. RT Jose Canseco; I should run for president . Wonder who would win me or Donald J. Trump . I think I

You're welcome! RT Jose Canseco: My account has been hacked

I am muy excellente at the man escaping. RT Jose Canseco: I am the escape goat

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