If two deportation employees have a child together is it an ICE ICE Baby?

So I got home with a full bag of Fancy Fiest wet cat food for my new feral kitten I crawled into a dumpster to save. She wasted NO time in showing me that bags and boxes are going to be fun to get in 🤣😍🤣

The veins be popping after my hot, swamp ass run this morning 😳

A prostitute just told me “for $100 she’ll do anything my wife won’t do for me” so I said “let’s have an argument and let me win”

Good Morning X'ers..... what is going on with this platform lately? Seems to be NOT working right or something? Anyone else?

Finally got out and snapped in my new Saber AR-10 308 Winchester. Had the range to myself. What a great morning 😊👌🏻😊

Me passing someone: You slow ass bitch! Me being passed: Okay fuckface... what are you speed racer?

When you go to your lawyers office and the receptionist has mini Krackel’s …. They are like crack to me 😂

Happy Friday everyone… the sky looks beautiful as I finish my run this morning 😊👌🏻😊

Off to the range fuckers.... ya'll better behaving 🤣

Like my T? If not FUCK OFF commie

Heading up to play drums soon 😊🙏😊

Added another dinner jacket to my tuxedo collection 😊👍🏻😊

It's been so long since I had sex I just ran around the block in flip flops to remember what it sounds like

It seems like NOBODY sees my posts anymore.... what the fuck is going on with X lately?

Good morning my X family..... slept in until 7 this morning.... no run Wednesdays.... and boy oh F'ing boy did that feel GREAT!

Liberals are boycotting American Eagle jeans…. Well they only go up to size 18 so there’s that 😂🖕🏻😂

Taking blue beauty to pew pew in the am 😊

The FBI raided Melania’s panty drawer…. That means they need to raid Michelle Obama’s boxers drawer 🤣

My son paid me the ultimate compliment last night when he said "Thanks Dad for being such a hardass on Cory & I, because we are NOT like other kids from our generation" I was like HOT DIGGITY that was the best thing I will hear all week, month & year!